blaine: REDEMPTION FOR YOUR PAST SINS. (like srsly. spilling set list = dick move. saving boyfriend from slushie death= perf.)
santana: has always been and will always be a perfect, deliciously hot, human being. underboob.
rachel: AHAHAHAHA YOU SAID YES TO YOUR LOSER BOYFRIEND BUT THEN YOU GOT ACCEPTED TO NYADA AND NOW YOU DON’T WANT HIS POTATO FACE ANYMORE BITCH THIS IS WHAT QUINN WAS TALKING ABOUT OK?
finn: please stop singing.
quinn: stunning as always but bitch you can find the person you wanna spend the rest of your life with at 15 ok.
