so apparently there were naked girls on facebook last night

and i MISSED it

cause i went to BED.

well damn.

nicolettedemimsy-porpington:

shaddicted:

cumberqueen:

moriartysliveinchum:

SSSSHHHEERRRLLLLOOOOCCCCKKKKK

JIM IS MY ZODIAC SIGN. Makes sense. 

Mrs. Hudson.

I live up to my reputation as a provider of herbal soothers! LOL xD

I AM IRENE ADLER, YEAH YEAAAAH

(Source: cauldronjinx)

so, basically what i have gathered

• blaine: REDEMPTION FOR YOUR PAST SINS. (like srsly. spilling set list = dick move. saving boyfriend from slushie death= perf.)
• santana: has always been and will always be a perfect, deliciously hot, human being. underboob.
• rachel: AHAHAHAHA YOU SAID YES TO YOUR LOSER BOYFRIEND BUT THEN YOU GOT ACCEPTED TO NYADA AND NOW YOU DON’T WANT HIS POTATO FACE ANYMORE BITCH THIS IS WHAT QUINN WAS TALKING ABOUT OK?
• finn: please stop singing.
• quinn: stunning as always but bitch you can find the person you wanna spend the rest of your life with at 15 ok.
• sebastian: no.

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<3

(Source: stinker, via lesbianz)

did-you-kno:

Source

i was told it’s an interbang

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so-indie-bruh:

the-unpopular-opinions:

Kind of have to agree there. I like the website, but people get WAY too passionate in it. “What happens in Tumblr stays on Tumblr”. Fuck that, what happens on Tumblr is about 85% already from the rest of the internet. In cases of high school kids, if even one person who goes to their school gets one, it becomes World War III, “my website, you’re not allowed to use it, you don’t get how special it is” when they themselves didn’t know what the hell it was at some point as well (no offense to any of the people who follow/know me who do this). I just don’t like the high and mighty attitude of some people about it. It’s fun, and I enjoy it, but still. If you have tits, calm them, it’s just a website.

ugh preach that good holy word from the mountains and the valleys and sea to shining fucking sea

fuckyoumsjohnson:

i’m sorry but whenever anyone mentions the “hero of guitar” song from most likely to

i just think of guitar hero by amanda palmer

and wish we were doing something quality

instead of this show

 

datmass:

canopener replied to your post: so um moni took a nap almost 3 hours ago and i’ve been blowing up her phone for almost an hour and half now and she hasn’t responded. i don’t even know her home phone number and i’m kind of out of ideas as to how to get a hold of her rn.

BUT I’M ALL OUT OF RANCH.

When in doubt, rock it out.

With super glue.

And while you’re at it, stick some beads on your face. This will allow you to reach true nirvana.

 weufkjmwreoikj, i just want h- lol she forgot to put her phone on vibrate

S’ALL GOOD NOW, CRISIS AVERTED.

so, how to be a “pastel goth”

1. bleach your hair
2. dye in lavender
3. get a unicorn sticker
4. tattoo it to your face
5. buy a gray shirt
6. tape an upside cross to it
7. ???
8. profit

justwatchthesunrise:

lol get it cause i’m a lesbian

 ororo9ir9owr someone put this on underwear i’d wear that.

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